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michelle obama at the oscars. come back oprah. >> john: it was good to see rush limbaugh's head explode when she gave an award that gave jimmy carter the heroes. >> i think she would have prefer preferred zero dark "zero dark thirty." >> john: if his the president gave the order and his wife gave the award. some would have cried. thank you so much for being on the show. my panel of none experts joins me next to talk about the jokes and michelle obama's shoulders coming right up. >> john: we just heard from critics about the oscars. now let's hear what the comics have to say. joining me are my panel of non-experts. politico median scott blakeman. musical comedian katie goodman. and comedian and author lee camp whose new "moment of clarity" web show can be seen at youtube.com slash moment of clarity show. i love all of your work, you're all very funny and i would say that even if i hadn't done an off-broadway show with you. what is your view of the oscars. >> i'm thrilled we're talking about it. i didn't waste four
michelle obama at the oscars. come back oprah. >> john: it was good to see rush limbaugh's head explode when she gave an award that gave jimmy carter the heroes. >> i think she would have prefer preferred zero dark "zero dark thirty." >> john: if his the president gave the order and his wife gave the award. some would have cried. thank you so much for being on the show. my panel of none experts joins me next to talk about the jokes and michelle obama's shoulders...
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-- we laugh about obama derangement syndrome when it is michelle obama and the oscars but there is a deeper -- >> stephanie: dangerous undertone. eric, great stuff this week. a pleasure as always. >> i'll talk to you soon. >> stephanie: there he goes. [ applause ] he's awesome. iright back on "the stephanie miller show." current tv is the place for compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. hey, i'm joey aragon. see that film? people call me about this every day. my dishwasher must be broken. you know, it's not always the machine. it may be the detergent. add finish power up to boost your detergent and you'll see a huge difference. watch what it can do. look at that sparkle! now that's clean! cloudiness! spots! tough stains! even dishwasher build-up!
-- we laugh about obama derangement syndrome when it is michelle obama and the oscars but there is a deeper -- >> stephanie: dangerous undertone. eric, great stuff this week. a pleasure as always. >> i'll talk to you soon. >> stephanie: there he goes. [ applause ] he's awesome. iright back on "the stephanie miller show." current tv is the place for compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks...
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. >> stephanie: and of course michelle obama. >> i don't even think i got to type the number 2 before it started. >> stephanie: yeah, and they literally say this will never happen and laura bush -- >> and ronald reagan by the way. and then my friends are quick to point out. well, they didn't give best picture. >> stephanie: oh, yes. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: when michelle obama does it, it's uppity. >> yeah, i have no problem with the first lady or the president giving an award or saying something. if there is a point of criticism it would be over hypocrisy. and if there was something critical about them doing it that would be one thing but there certainly was weren't michelle obama. >> stephanie: right. and then domea -- this is big stuff going on. what was it 80 republicans -- >> that was amazing. >> yeah as of 8:00 this morning, all of the bills are in. but i think they announced approximately 100 republicans that have come out against -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> you have christy todd whitman who was interesting. >> stephanie: and david frum wrote a piece on why he signed the brie
. >> stephanie: and of course michelle obama. >> i don't even think i got to type the number 2 before it started. >> stephanie: yeah, and they literally say this will never happen and laura bush -- >> and ronald reagan by the way. and then my friends are quick to point out. well, they didn't give best picture. >> stephanie: oh, yes. >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: when michelle obama does it, it's uppity. >> yeah, i have no problem with the first...
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. >> going after michelle obama for attending the funeral of pendleton. heartbroken with quotation marks. i guess the other 553 murder victims didn't break her heart. >> stephanie: he's just a jerk. ♪ you are an idiot ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ >> he farted. >> stephanie: seriously, you know what? there is a family in pain. really? you need to tweet about that subject? because yeah. okay. the girl just performed at the inaugural parade. >> he's claiming that michelle obama's politicizing it. wow. look in the mirror, pal. >> stephanie: all right. i was mentioning this earlier. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] oddly, coincidentally, the state with the most amount of guns and the laxest gun laws somehow have the highest per capita gun deaths. weird. >> proof they don't have enough guns. >> stephanie: a group of california senate democrats rolled out a regulation that would be the tightest gun regulation in the nation. fun facts. number one ban all semi-automatic weapons that have detachable magazines. ban possession of high-capacity magazine
. >> going after michelle obama for attending the funeral of pendleton. heartbroken with quotation marks. i guess the other 553 murder victims didn't break her heart. >> stephanie: he's just a jerk. ♪ you are an idiot ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ >> he farted. >> stephanie: seriously, you know what? there is a family in pain. really? you need to tweet about that subject? because yeah. okay. the girl just performed at the inaugural parade. >> he's...
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now with that the ted nugent, michelle obama a fantastic first lady, that's a statement that kind of -- i justled like to know if they're going to go after gaining members and convicted felons that commit gun crimes as hard as they go after people like myself who are honest, law abiding never done anything wrong. stephanie: how are they going after you more? obviously they're going after gang violence as well. how are they going after you harder? caller: by basically saying the people that own guns are the once funneling these guns to gang members. i am for laws that track down these two young men they arrested, one i heard has confessed. they should totally investigate how he got that gun. stephanie: right. caller: and find the people guilty of how he got that gun and bring him before the prosecutors. they give probation to people who steal guns from gun stores without any qualms. just listen to our side. we do not want to be vilified or compared to felons or gang members when it comes to gotten ownership or the use of guns. stephanie: i don't understand your analogy how you're bein
now with that the ted nugent, michelle obama a fantastic first lady, that's a statement that kind of -- i justled like to know if they're going to go after gaining members and convicted felons that commit gun crimes as hard as they go after people like myself who are honest, law abiding never done anything wrong. stephanie: how are they going after you more? obviously they're going after gang violence as well. how are they going after you harder? caller: by basically saying the people that own...
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speaking about 600 calorie lunches, grisham is heard ranting about fat burkes, tt michelle obama. she is overweight. >> she's overweight? >> stephanie: another voice chimed in big fat gorilla. >> in what world is michelle obama overweight? >> stephanie: after lamenting the country is going in the wrong direction grisham talked about gays. i don't believe in queers. we don't need you to believe in us. >> they don't believe in him either. >> stephanie: i don't like queers. i don't hate them as a person but what they do is wrong. it is an abomination against god. i don't like being around queers. >> i don't hatred neck hillbilly morons. >> i just don't like being around them. >> stephanie: later grisham said he misspoke. i'm not sure which part of that. [ applause ] what he meant to say. wow! okay. rick in tennessee. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi rick. >> caller: i have a question. i know you guys hadn't touched base on this yet on the drones and how they're going to go about deciding this and things of that nature. let's say that you and your crew -- you change jobs, let
speaking about 600 calorie lunches, grisham is heard ranting about fat burkes, tt michelle obama. she is overweight. >> she's overweight? >> stephanie: another voice chimed in big fat gorilla. >> in what world is michelle obama overweight? >> stephanie: after lamenting the country is going in the wrong direction grisham talked about gays. i don't believe in queers. we don't need you to believe in us. >> they don't believe in him either. >> stephanie: i don't...
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. >> didn't he blow a cochlear when michelle obama said she was finally proud to be an american or something like that. >> stephanie: right. right. >> why aren't people blowing gaskets over this. >> it's different when i do it! >> stephanie: what does he make $20 million a year or something like that? >> a gazillion. >> i got mine jack. >> stephanie: sean hannity. >> here we live in the greatest country that god gave man. it is embarrassing that so many people are suffering needlessly. it's embarrassing with all of our wealth and 50 million americans are on food stamps 1 in 6 are in poverty. we have more oil than iran iraq, and saudi arabia combined. >> sean hannity is embarrassed to be an american too. and i dare say america is embarrassed of them too. >> stephanie: exactly. >> who's fault is it that we're the richest country in america and can't take care of earn. who's fault is that. >> stephanie: exactly. o'reilly. >> my question is, why is this happening? it's a total waste of taxpayer money and insulting to the country. the reason stuff like this goes on is the culture of liberalism th
. >> didn't he blow a cochlear when michelle obama said she was finally proud to be an american or something like that. >> stephanie: right. right. >> why aren't people blowing gaskets over this. >> it's different when i do it! >> stephanie: what does he make $20 million a year or something like that? >> a gazillion. >> i got mine jack. >> stephanie: sean hannity. >> here we live in the greatest country that god gave man. it is embarrassing...
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michelle obama and big bird featured. >> no matter what your age, it is important to get your body moving every single day to help keep you healthy. >> look mrs. obama, i'm getting healthy right now. >> big bird goes on to jump and dance, sort of. it will air on 320 pbs stations the first lady will spent the next week traveling to highlight the progress the program has made in the last three years. house democrats are working to keep at attention on republicans refusal to work with the president to stop with the sequester. the dccc is lawn -- launching an ad today talking about what will have. the online video targets tea party republicans in 27 congressional districts. house republicans are intent on moving ahead with their legislative agenda just assuming the sequester will happen, and the spending cuts will stay in place through the end of the year. we'll be back with more show after the break. we'll see you on the other side. stay with us. ♪ going to do the young turks. i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not
michelle obama and big bird featured. >> no matter what your age, it is important to get your body moving every single day to help keep you healthy. >> look mrs. obama, i'm getting healthy right now. >> big bird goes on to jump and dance, sort of. it will air on 320 pbs stations the first lady will spent the next week traveling to highlight the progress the program has made in the last three years. house democrats are working to keep at attention on republicans refusal to work...
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not since michelle obama's bangs has there been -- >> stephanie: what is it? >> i think he liked it. i had some problems with it. we'll have to talk about it. >> stephanie: you'll join us after the -- do the news. call us! >> call us! >> good morning everybody. president obama heading to minneapolis today where he's going to meet with local law enforcement officials and leaders to discuss his gun safety proposals and also talk about the measures that cities have already taken to curb gun violence. afterwards, he will give public remarks where he may discuss the latest tragedy the shooting death of chris kyle. a former member of a seal team three, also known as american's deadlyist sniper. kyle volunteered his time helping veterans deal with post-traumatic stress. police arrested 25-year-old eddie ray ralph a many rear -- a marine forallegedly shooting a neighbor at a gun range. they suspect ralph was suffering from some sort of mental illness. >>> approving mental health -- improving meant ath health services is one aspect of gun safety on the table. another i
not since michelle obama's bangs has there been -- >> stephanie: what is it? >> i think he liked it. i had some problems with it. we'll have to talk about it. >> stephanie: you'll join us after the -- do the news. call us! >> call us! >> good morning everybody. president obama heading to minneapolis today where he's going to meet with local law enforcement officials and leaders to discuss his gun safety proposals and also talk about the measures that cities have...
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bill clinton michelle obama both shut out. they remember nominated for grammys. neither one of them got it. the spoken word category. general is won for her autobiography. >> my friend, jim dale has won i don't know how many. i did every harry potter voice. every voice. incredible jamelle from the bill press spoken word. we've got a lot to cover starting with the pope. >> this is "the bill press show." made notice most of the stars at the awards last night were dressed much more conservatively than in previous years. more conservative. the reason. >> the reason for the standards and practices memo that cbs put out a couple of days ahead of time remaining that the broadcast was a family program and that they should take care to make sure their buttocks and female breasts were adequately covered. >> what about male breasts? >> you saw there was a guy that had the jacket on with no shirt on. they also said thong-type costumes would be problematic. >> thong type costumes. >> there you go. people cooperated. >> jay-lo and cher. >> although katie perry in the pictures
bill clinton michelle obama both shut out. they remember nominated for grammys. neither one of them got it. the spoken word category. general is won for her autobiography. >> my friend, jim dale has won i don't know how many. i did every harry potter voice. every voice. incredible jamelle from the bill press spoken word. we've got a lot to cover starting with the pope. >> this is "the bill press show." made notice most of the stars at the awards last night were dressed...
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michelle obama yesterday spoke out about something that a lot of people have been buzzing about. her new hairstyle. first lady went on rachael ray's talk show. getting her new bangs was her midlife crisis moment. she couldn't get a sports car and they wouldn't let her bungee jump so she cut her bangs. she also talked about her favorite movies going into the oscar weekend. lincoln, argo and beasts of the southern wild. >> i think they should let her go bungee jumping. >> bill: sure. wasn't argo -- >> argo, lincoln and beasts of the wild. >> did you see any of those? >> i did see lincoln. >> that's the one i haven't seen. >> it is excellent. >> hundreds of people are searching for -- >> bill: i think argo wins. >> i think you might be right actually. >> go, dan! [ laughter ] >> bill: this is your two minutes. >> whenever you're ready. >> hundreds of people are searching for pieces of meteor in the euro mountains after last week's meteor crash hit russia. the less is found the higher price people can get for it. early estimates are that some of the fragments will fetch over $2,000 p
michelle obama yesterday spoke out about something that a lot of people have been buzzing about. her new hairstyle. first lady went on rachael ray's talk show. getting her new bangs was her midlife crisis moment. she couldn't get a sports car and they wouldn't let her bungee jump so she cut her bangs. she also talked about her favorite movies going into the oscar weekend. lincoln, argo and beasts of the southern wild. >> i think they should let her go bungee jumping. >> bill: sure....